Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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