I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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