I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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