Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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