Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
