I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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