Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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