I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Still dying that you shit outside
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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