Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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