Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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