Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Floor bacon is actually really good
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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