Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Your penis caused this!
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