real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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