It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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