I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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