i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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