I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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