What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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