she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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