Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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