Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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