wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
tell me about the fingering
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