? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
