operation have a gay friend backfired
I understand Curling. That high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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