very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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