It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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