that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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