My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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