Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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