Quick, to the slutcave!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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