HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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