if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Blood and glitter go together right?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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