Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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