ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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