he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
As shirtless as possible
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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