Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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