Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
do herpes really smell.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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