hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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