I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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