No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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