nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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