i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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