Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
honey bunches of taint.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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