Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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