He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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