i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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