I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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