sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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