She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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