so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
